I did date a guy who always called it “he” or “him” but never had a name for his balls. Somehow that seems so much crazier.

I admit to having one relationship where somehow we ended up naming his cock. It was when I lived in Japan and the guy in question was named Kobayashi and we were co-workers . Some how we started calling his cock ‘Kazu Kobayashi’ (well, Kobayashi Kazu). Unfortunately, we worked with a guy called Kazu and every time we had to talk to him at work we would both crack up. Poor Kazu (the guy) never understood.

Sometime I’ll share the story of what happens when a drunk American shouts the Japanese word for pubic hair really loudly on a crowded subway train.

Oh, Jon, your comment brought back memories. I worked in a pretty high level government agency as an economist and we had 2 people on our staff called “Dick,” one of whom was a presidential appointee. When we had to give status updates at meetings we would say what level our legislation analysis was at, and somebody once replied “Dick-level” meaning it was at the highest level of our group. But of course that didn’t stop all 20 of us laughing our asses off for a good five minutes before anyone could get back on topic.

The other DIck in our group ended up as a good friend of mine. I spent some time with him and his family and one point his dad asked about something and all I can remember is the sister reply “our Dick, Dad” and no one else thought this was a funny comment so I had to swallow a huge wave of laughter. Poor guys nicknamed Dick.

I’ve also heard someone call his cock Mr. Pryapuss… That one cracked me up. And his wife named his balls Tess and Tickle. And she owned Maam and Mary. This is probably a whole other topic…what couples call their naughty bits (another one of my favorite phrases).

And where did “package” come from? That’s around a lot nowadays.

I prefer when it’s described as simply as possible… preferable dick, cock or at worst hard-on…shaft or glistening shaft will do in a jiffy as well…

Happy Halloween!!!

Another is ‘love rocket’… uh okay.

Personally anything that’s way out there, unless it’s supposed to be funny as in the first example, get’s a thumbs down from me.

Really… wiener? Man meat? they give me the willies… Oh.. heh… wee willy is another one. Or was that ‘wee willy wagging’? :shudder:
Some of the examples above are either too absurd or just plain tasteless: One-eyed trouser trout? Man, what were these people thinking?

How about ‘Stanley… like the power tool’ … don’t ask.

Personally I like cock (and well, okay I mean that in any way you want to take it, but really it was innocent), dick’s okay… prick? I can live with it. Penis is good ~ I didn’t want my son growing up calling ‘it’ something childish… or really just strange.

And Clancy… hmmm I just read a story yesterday about a peenstalk… and the author’s name…. hmmm. very similar to yours I believe! 😀

I’ve also heard “Gonzo’s nose” and “love banana.”