Pegging: the Other White Meat
James Buchanan joins us as guest blogger today and totally took the theme COCKTOBERFEST to an entirely new and deliciously smutty level. It all goes behind a cut. But it’s so worth it!
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James, hanging with you is always such an education! (LOL–fun post!)
Great post. I love the cannon 🙂
I aim to entertain and educate, Amy.
Ryan, yeah the cannon is a scream.
Where were you 4 months ago when I was trying to convince my ex that bigger is not better when breaking in a virgin ass? O_o His… not mine. He absolutely wanted the one that looked real and had balls to boot. Oh, and at least 1.5″ wide. *snort* You’d think he’d know better.
*wipes tear* No matter how many times I read this, I crack the hell up. This post is made up of so much win <3
I would have commented sooner but I got distracted looking at all the sparkly shiny dildos…. um, where was I ?
Awesome post. I want to have your babies, James!
Seriously, I’m in tears laughing, just like Zoe. I nearly wet myself as well the first time I read it.
Ryan’s off in his bunk, thinking about the huge cannon and we won’t see him for a while.
Jennifer–love the story about your ex. I have a feeling he’s a lot gayer than he’ll admit if he really wanted to be deflowered by a tyrannosaurus-sized super realistic dildo…
Jennifer, yeah, I’m with EM…you want to start with the big ol’ hunk of latex, you’re a bit more gay than you wan to admit.
EM and Zoe, sheesh, if I knew I could get you laughing so easily.
And EM if you want my babies, just give me your address and I will put the spawn on a bus and send them too you. The pre-halloween freak out is going full tilt.
James, if you want me to babysit, at least buy me dinner and pleasure me first… 😀
I have to admit, I’m pretty mesmerized by the, uh, silencer.
Jennifer, how did that deflowering go?
Inquiring minds REALLY want to know….
Oh dear heavens! You really can learn something new every day! Then of course there’s the axiom that ‘Humour’s the best medicine’… after reading this post I should be healthy ’til the end of the world!
Fun, fun, fun!
Oh yeah… and the Cannon… hoo boy…. 😮
LMAO! Have I told you this week how much I luvs you so?
That is one heck of a silencer isn’t it Molly? I’d like to see it go off.
EM…Babysit? I was thinking permanently shipping them out. Bwhahahhaah
And Jennifer, I’m with Stella: you brought it up. Can’t leave us hanging.
KathyK. I hope I was instructive. You got to have fun with learning after all.
Aww, Emmy, you make me all warm and fuzzy…like when I drink too much. 😛
The cannon??? Oh my!! Is this for real?? Obviously I’m getting more of an education than I bargained for.:)
>>That is one heck of a silencer isn’t it Molly? I’d like to see it go off.<<
Me too. It looks awesome. In both senses, actually.
There was no deflowering. I refused to invest in the equipment ’cause I knew he’d be a big baby about it. I wanted to go small to break him in and he wouldn’t go along with what I wanted to buy… stubborn Brit. *eye roll* This was a case of eyes being bigger than the ass.