Pegging: the Other White Meat
Not every guy out there can hang with Count Cockula the fanged jack-off hole. And the Twilight inspired sparkly dildo is just fucking – I’m sorry, vampires don’t sparkle and neither do their dicks. Personally, I rate that somewhere near the Hello Kitty Vibrator…if you want Hello Kitty on your sex toy, you are too young to use them…But on to the dudes.
On to the boys. Some prefer a little pegging action in their life. You would be surprised at the responsiveness.
Don’t know what pegging is? Total Cocktoberfest material (okay Wikipedia article take it with a grain of salt) Curious now? Well, you, girlfriend, will need a harness. This is the place not to skimp. You can start with a beginner model , but for maybe $20 more, you’ll get far more control in the right place with something a little heftier and it counts.
Then it’s a matter of choosing the right dick to go with it. Newbie guys, those who haven’t ever tasted anal penetration before, are intimidated not only by: a big cock…but anything that looks like a dick. If you want the dick shaped for effect, start small and low key like a little 4 inch model or you can do funky colored jellies that are only
marginally dick shaped. The correct lube is always uber important. Empowered makes the best lubes on the Market…Gun Oil Silicon is my fave, although they do have a water based version that works well too.
Once the guy has a little experience up his ass you can move towards one of the big daddies. Yeah, six inches long isn’t much, but pick up a ruler and look at how thick one and one-half inches really is. And then you graduate to seven inches long and two and a half circumference . At that point your dude is taking it like a man.
And if he’s really gonzo, well there is always the cannon.
James Buchanan is an award winning author of, primarily, gay erotic fiction. James grew up in a small Southwestern town, hours away from any other small Southwestern town. A stint at the State University, where he ostensibly majored in English, garnered him a degree useful for being someone’s secretary. The absolute lack of employment opportunities led James to Southern California. After a stint in County Mental Health (administration not client) he ran screaming into the field of Law. James has been practicing for many, many years and someday he might even get it right.
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James, hanging with you is always such an education! (LOL–fun post!)
Great post. I love the cannon 🙂
I aim to entertain and educate, Amy.
Ryan, yeah the cannon is a scream.
Where were you 4 months ago when I was trying to convince my ex that bigger is not better when breaking in a virgin ass? O_o His… not mine. He absolutely wanted the one that looked real and had balls to boot. Oh, and at least 1.5″ wide. *snort* You’d think he’d know better.
*wipes tear* No matter how many times I read this, I crack the hell up. This post is made up of so much win <3
I would have commented sooner but I got distracted looking at all the sparkly shiny dildos…. um, where was I ?
Awesome post. I want to have your babies, James!
Seriously, I’m in tears laughing, just like Zoe. I nearly wet myself as well the first time I read it.
Ryan’s off in his bunk, thinking about the huge cannon and we won’t see him for a while.
Jennifer–love the story about your ex. I have a feeling he’s a lot gayer than he’ll admit if he really wanted to be deflowered by a tyrannosaurus-sized super realistic dildo…
Jennifer, yeah, I’m with EM…you want to start with the big ol’ hunk of latex, you’re a bit more gay than you wan to admit.
EM and Zoe, sheesh, if I knew I could get you laughing so easily.
And EM if you want my babies, just give me your address and I will put the spawn on a bus and send them too you. The pre-halloween freak out is going full tilt.
James, if you want me to babysit, at least buy me dinner and pleasure me first… 😀
I have to admit, I’m pretty mesmerized by the, uh, silencer.
Jennifer, how did that deflowering go?
Inquiring minds REALLY want to know….
Oh dear heavens! You really can learn something new every day! Then of course there’s the axiom that ‘Humour’s the best medicine’… after reading this post I should be healthy ’til the end of the world!
Fun, fun, fun!
Oh yeah… and the Cannon… hoo boy…. 😮
LMAO! Have I told you this week how much I luvs you so?
That is one heck of a silencer isn’t it Molly? I’d like to see it go off.
EM…Babysit? I was thinking permanently shipping them out. Bwhahahhaah
And Jennifer, I’m with Stella: you brought it up. Can’t leave us hanging.
KathyK. I hope I was instructive. You got to have fun with learning after all.
Aww, Emmy, you make me all warm and fuzzy…like when I drink too much. 😛
The cannon??? Oh my!! Is this for real?? Obviously I’m getting more of an education than I bargained for.:)
>>That is one heck of a silencer isn’t it Molly? I’d like to see it go off.<<
Me too. It looks awesome. In both senses, actually.
There was no deflowering. I refused to invest in the equipment ’cause I knew he’d be a big baby about it. I wanted to go small to break him in and he wouldn’t go along with what I wanted to buy… stubborn Brit. *eye roll* This was a case of eyes being bigger than the ass.